I guess by now you all know that I get microcrushes on dudes quite often… So, today, we’ll talk about Andre Legacy.

I took the liberty of obtaining a portion of his biography from some shitty website that I do not care to cite…

At 6’4 (6’6 with afro), the 1/2 Armenian 1/2 Russian ANDRE LEGACY is a Los Angeles native with roots in its ever evolving hip-hop culture.

….. You had me at 6’4! I love tall dudes… but then he has that grimy hip hop/skater dude look… homeless chic is what I like to call it.
Lately, I’ve been really into that song that he was featured in from the movie “The Hang Over.” It features him, Dirt Nasty, and Mickey Avalon. I believe that Cisco Adler and Lil’ Jon Produced it! I am a huge fan of the song…

I particularly like Andre’s solo. I, too can relate to being famous for being opiated and falling asleep at tables… I mean before I quit doing drugs. :D

Bitches love the rape.

I’ve had this killer cough now for 2 weeks. First it was this awkward dry cough at night. Since I finally drug my ass into the doctors and got a shot of antibiotics and a RX for Mucinex I just keep coughing and it’s making this terrible sound. :( I kind of just wish it would go away altogether. Ehhh…

I really need to go do laundry and go grocery shopping. I am completely unmotivated today. Last night I hung out with my friend Peter. He made me dinner and we watched, “The Invention of Lying.” It was alright.

I got in a car accident on Friday. That was pretty awesome. I mean I knew I really wanted to do something on Friday so at least I got in an accident! :D

Saturday I got an unexpected phone call from the most beautiful, Ryan. We went to breakfast at Marmalade Cafe and then he left me to go hang out with his friends from work.

I feel like I need some attention with a dude in bed… you know like snuggling and what not . . . I must be about to start my period or something.

On a more positive note… all of the clothes I anticipated would fit me for a while after my recent weight loss do not fit me.. They are all too big on me… I’ve lost even more weight.

Whoops… DONT WORRY I STILL HAVE MY ASS!! BUT! My boobs seem a lot smaller…

On that note my dear (s), I need to go start my day. I’ll obviously write a blog later from the laundromat!

xoxox

Charlie Sheena

PS Listen to the best series of wrong number messages I’ve ever received….