I know I told someone that I would meet them at the bar tonight. (Friday.) However, it is really warm under this heated micro fleece blanket. In turn that is making me want to spend more time in my bed and less time not in bed. If there was a tall Jewish man in my bed next to me this would also be a bonus. It would be more of a bonus if he would have sex with me and at least be somewhat funny. I mean like funny like me… Not like obnoxious he thinks hes funny but I really don’t find him funny. No, not like that at all. This week was a little insane. Well, no… Never mind. It was not. I got new lips. They’re really cool. I’m a huge fan of them. OH! I got an internet stalker. He has bitch tits. He also looks eerily similar to a bag of smashed assholes. :( He made a fake Twitter account calling me fat and adding everyone that I was friends with. Woooooohhoooo How stupid. He found a picture of me when I used to be fat. Bitch couldn’t even take 5 minutes to get a recent picture of me naked off of my blog? Come on, loser. What kind of lurker are you? A terrible one! (That’s for sure.)

Moving forward with this blog entry…. It’s now Sunday. I was too lazy to finish writing. Yesterday I spent sleeping (coma.) pretty much all day. It sucked because I had a ton of shit to do this weekend but I didn’t do any of it because I was just asleep. I did my laundry today but it’s 6 PM and now I am back in bed. I’m super tired and no matter what I do (like drink sugar free redbull kegs.) helps me wake up. I think this is one of the things that sucks about being a lady. You have to deal with that fact that you have Shark Week once a month. :*(

Anyways, I wish I had some awesome jokes for you but I’m just grumpy because I am bleeding from my vagina for the next 5 days and I’d rather be like out doing something more awesome then whining in bed. I wish there were cute Jewish comedians who would come make comedy in my bed while I whine about my ovaries trying to burrow out of my vagina.

I’m not sure if you have any idea what it’s like to be on your period… However, I have taken the liberty to draw this diagram for you a few months ago. I am going to post it so you can understand.

Now you realize what I deal with every 28 days. Not only do I have to pay rent to someone every 30 days but every 28 days I get to deal with my ovaries trying to burrow out from my vagina. This seems completely unfair to me.

Lastly, I would like to say that I do what I want. Also, I want to shave my cat like a lion.

Thank you!

Please enjoy these photos I took of myself with my cellular telephone earlier this week.

Thank you. That is all.

xoxox

Charlie Sheena