I often watch the most ridiculous things on television. However today may have topped off the cup. Today I watched a show on the discovery channel Tiger vs Python. First of all this tiger was so skinny and obviously had been starved or sick. Secondly, the python from what I had researched had killed several other animals that day… a leopard and some other shit. So I ask you because I don’t have a million years to research online to find this shit out. I need to get ready for work. :(

Why wouldn’t a tiger fucking eat the shit out of the stupid ass snake! I mean I own a cat who seems to think he’s a tiger and he’ll scratch the shit out of anything he wants that is just in his way. IMAGINE IF THIS TIGER WAS IN DANGER. I understand that a python is all muscle but these giant cats have claws that are MADE TO RIP THROUGH MUSCLE and bone. I mean this cat’s teeth are made to penetrate skin. Cat’s have an entire mouth full of razor sharp teeth. Pythons have four rows of teeth in their upper jaw. They also have fangs, but they do not produce venom.

Tigers have less teeth than most carnivores (45 in the norm.) Tigers have 30 teeth. Tigers have a body fat content of about 7.7 %. Tigers have razor sharp claws/teeth.

If you ask me I think a full grown tiger would eat the shit out of one of those pussy snakes. What do you think?

I need to shower and go to work

xoxox

Okay. So I’m going to do this. I know it’s been a few weeks since I’ve even looked at writing a complete blog entry. I can assure you that I have not forgotten all of you. I have merely been off in my own little world here trying to get shit together. I tend to do this thing where I shut myself out from the world when I’m doing some life learning… When I logged into my back-end of wordpress today I realized that I have about 24 drafts that I had started and never even completed. I pretty much just wrote a few paragraphs and then went to do something else like pet my cat. (who by the way is next to me trying to get me to pet him now. But, don’t worry I won’t look. CRAP HE JUST HEAD BUTTED ME!)

On my drive to work this morning I was listening to the new Eminem single featuring Rihanna (My fav.) It’s called, “Love the Way You Lie.” I felt like the moment I heard the harmonious voice of Rihanna come out of my speakers the moment I fell in love with the song. It’s pretty safe to say that if you’re anything like me, an emotional masochist, you’ve been in their shoes before with one person or another. This song is amazing.

That being said, I am/was also a huge fan of the official single that was released, “Not Afraid.”

I had a conversation with Rian about this song. He said he didn’t like it because Eminem is so cliche.

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I really hate when people act like what I call a “Music Nazi Socialist.” You know the type of person who would be a lot happier if everyone listened to the same genre of music that they listened to. Nothing makes me more wound up than having someone tell me that WHAT I LISTEN TO IS BAD. It makes me want to start throwing back handed slaps into faces.

I genuinely like Eminem. I like him because he doesn’t rap about money, cash, hoes, or even really expensive cars and houses that he finances and most likely will end up repossessed and foreclosed on and bankrupt when Itunes stops producing sales of his one track hit… EHHHUUMMMMM *cough* chamillionaire *cough* I like that I can see this person in his music and I can see that he has been through most of the shit I have been through and he has over came it all. I like that he doesn’t give a fuck that some Musical Socialist is going to hate on him because they’d rather listen to some obscure indie band whine about how hard his life was when his parents stopped paying for his college and how it sucked when real life set in. I don’t give a fuck if what I listen to is cliche or even “bad.” I do whatever the fuck it is I want. That’s just the end of that.

I like that Marshall Mathers is just a guy. A real guy with real feelings and a real life. It brings warmness into my heart to see someone from my hometown do something good for themselves. Every time I read Rude Jude’s blog I get that same feeling. I love Jude. I think he’s hilarious. I think he’s one of the sweetest dudes from Detroit I know. It makes me happy to hear he’s doing good! I wish I saw him more.

Anyways, I seriously started this entry on Monday it’s now Weds. You see how I just keep getting lost in the amount of shit I have to do. It seems like I can never stop thinking about all of the things over and over.. Oh I need to send this fax. Oh I need to do this. BLAH BLAH BLAH FUCK! My mind is about to explode. Sometimes I get super frustrated because I can’t get my mind to stop running. I thought I was super sick for a while there then I saw my doctor and he told me I am just really stressed out. I feel like at 27 I shouldn’t have to be this stressed about life, money, bills and law suits. Its so weird because lately I keep telling myself I’m going to come in here and write and then I just fall asleep.

I am literally exhausted right now. I think I might be crashing from all of the caffeine I consumed this morning before work. I’m downloading my new Iphone software right now. I can’t wait to not even look at it because I have too much to do. I miss you guys. :(

xoxox

Okay! Here’s the thing internet tubes… You know I hate celebrity gossip like more than anything in this world. If you’re an avid reader of mine you’ll remember when TMZ wouldn’t stop talking about Tiger Woods cheating… and then I wished another celebrity would die so I could stop hearing about his sex life…. coincidentally 4 hours later Britney Murphy is announced dead. My point is not that I have crazy Santaria Magician Powers…It’s that I really don’t give a shit if Tiger Woods is banging nasty hoes with missing teeth and pussies that look like shot gun wounds with gangrene. My point is why in the fuck does anyone give a shit about this crap?

For the last week my TV has been set to E! I don’t know why. I leave the TV on for Aidan so when I’m gone he doesn’t feel so alone. Every time I come home at 6:15am E! News or TMZ is on. Every fucking day I get to hear about how every one is so concerned for Lindsay Lohan. Every day I get to hear about Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson passive aggressively tweeting to each other. Every fucking day I get to hear about what Lindsay Lohan’s deadbeat Father is doing now. Every mother fucking fucktard day I get to hear about how Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH… BLLLLAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH (Don’t you dare tell me to change the channel because that’s too easy of an answer.) If I were in the place of Lindsay Lohan I think I’d have to hang myself to make all of this go away. Yo’ I’m fucking serious people! If she really does have a drug/alcohol problem all they’re doing is driving her over the edge. I mean doesn’t anyone learn anything from watching “Intervention” on A&E. I do! (I learned that if you inhale dust-off it feels like you’re walking on sunshine especially if you wish you had a dad.) If you force help onto people who don’t want it… you’re wasting your time and your breath. Furthermore, you’re just irritating the shit out of the person.

Now, as for the bit with Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson… It’s insanely obvious that Lindsay still has feelings for Samantha. Why do I say this? Well, because if she didn’t care she wouldn’t be posting those passive aggressive tweets. She would just ignore her. So here is my solution to the problem you two girls…. One of you needs to buy a “Feel-do” and you need to fuck the shit out of each others pussies…. squirt all over each other as if you were on the cast of “The Great American Squirt Off” and take your passive aggressive shit out on each others pussy. Then when you’re done and you can’t move and you have lady pee pee all over you… you can turn to each other and say… “Do you still hate me?” If one of you answers yes… Well, then you know it wasn’t meant to be and now it’s time to move on… (I hear Tiger Woods and Jesse James are single now… Thems some good pickins’ ladies.) But, if you both by this moment have forgave each other while in this sex driven euphoria… then I just fucking solved your problem, didn’t I? (say yes or I’ll slap you.)

(Also, be sure to tape said squirting lady bang and forward a copy to me so I can make sure it was executed correctly. Oh, and it won’t work unless you’re both wearing lots of high top sneakers. No, this isn’t a porn… this is therapy. If you’re really too shy to do it just bring Samantha Ronson to me and I’ll take care of it…)

(Fuck me in my Supras.)

Okay so now I’m going to move on to how I would handle the situation with my dad shit talking me all over TMZ… I would probably photoshop my fathers picture into a very intense tranny gay sex scene and then send it to TMZ… Or just slap him in the face.

Now, if all of this hasn’t solved the problems in Lindsay Lohan’s life…. I have one other thing that will do it all…..

Ready?
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Eat More Fruit Snacks…

Idk… they make me happy…?!

Okay but in all seriousness… I really think that Lindsay needs to stay off of Twitter when she’s drunk/high or having bi-polar episodes. It’s really sad for me to see the things she just puts out on Twitter for the media to chew her alive like they do… It’s sad. Maybe if Samantha Ronson has sex with me it will make Lindsay Lohan not crazy? This is also a good idea!

Moving on…

Recently I’ve had the opportunity to recognize some habits that I have somehow adapted into my life are really unlike my usual behavior. First and foremost, I’ve been habitually late to mostly everything I do. It shits up my mind completely because before I moved to Los Angeles I used to be chronically early for anything and everything. I am now the exact opposite. I do realize that traffic tends to play a huge role in my tardiness. However, it is no excuse. I feel like it’s something I really want to work on to disappear from my habits. I really need to start paying attention to when traffic is at its worst and so forth.

Next, I’ve realized that I’ve been insanely organized with my bills and money I spend. I can say that I am very pleased with this habit. Prior to December 2009 I would say I was not as organized but I was beginning. In September was when the changes with that in my mind and thought process really started. I am sure at this point you are thinking, “Seriously, what the fuck is this girl thinking?” I’M NOT THINKING MOTHERFUCKER I’m just writing out my inner monologue.

I’m sure you hear me say this day in and day out but seriously…. My job is stressing me out! It’s starting to take over my life to the point where I don’t even feel like myself most of the time. I really know that soon I need to do something to relax and I mean really relax where I don’t have to worry about anything while I’m gone and come back to peace and quiet.

Soon… Soon…..

Anyways, I am over a friends house and I should probably go because I’m supposed to be pretending that I’m watching the Lakers game but you see that I’m not doing that…

xoxox

Hey, Hey, Hey! So, I’ve had a shit week dealing with the fact that my car was stolen and I was allegedly scammed by gypsies according to the captain of the LAPD I spoke with. I always thought gypsies were one of those people with the big earrings that have a crystal ball and you give them a quarter and they tell you your fortune. Apparently, in Los Angeles, they scam people to steal their cars and make money off of them. That’s just fucking brilliant, Los Angeles. This just so happens to be another one of those lessons you learn about never trusting anyone especially in Los Angeles.

On a positive note, I believe I will be getting my BMW back today. After so much drama and the adjuster not calling anyone back to sign off I spoke to his supervisor. They signed off today. I am supposed to go before 5pm to pick it up. I’m pretty much exhausted mentally. I feel that I’ve been focusing way too much of my energy on things that I really feel should not take that much priority in my life. I am really exhausted.

Lastly, I would like to announce that I am going to be a guest on the Bad Ass Frank blogtalkradio.com show. You’ll be able to hear me tonight, Friday, April 23, 2010 at 8:00 PM PST at http://blogtalkradio.com/BadAssFrank or by calling 718-508-9168 and listen from your phone. (You do not have to participate on the show if you call from your phone. You can just listen. However, if you want to ask me out on dates and stuff you’ll have to call and participate.) Apparently, we will be discussing internet dating. Internet dating happens to be a subject that I know far too much about. That being said… here is the synopsis written by my all time favorite man that I’ve never slept with…. Bad Ass Frank!!!

“Tonight on Episode 4 of The Bad Ass Frank Show, LIVE Internet Radio & Podcast, we’ll talk about internet dating and explain why it’s great for guys to get laid, but girls just end up getting fucked. Literally and figuratively. If you’re a chick who uses the internet to find a man, or is considering it, this is a show you must hear. If you’re a guy who wants to get laid with no effort at all, this is a show you’ll want to hear too.
We’ll cover meeting people through both dating sites and social networking sites, along with electronic communication (emails, text, instant messenger) and how it ruins your chance at love.” – Bad Ass Frank

Check out his blog at The Daily Bad Ass DOT com. I also have a link over in my blog roll for his site, too!

I hope that you guys are well and hopefully I’ll have better news to report later this weekend.

xoxox

I woke up this morning in a groggy state… It felt like I was served one too many roofie colada’s last night. Unfortunately, I fell asleep pretty early and alone. So I knew that wasn’t true. After I talked myself into getting out of bed to make coffee. I decided that I was going to turn on something on HBO OnDemand. I couldn’t find any movies. So, I started scrolling through comedy specials. I decided to watch Lisa Lampanelli’s HBO special. I really like female comedians. I think it’s because they usually have a gnarly sense of humor like I do. I think Margaret Cho is hilarious. Wanda Sykes? Fucking phenomenal in “Crank Yankers.” (Side Note: Crank Yankers seriously was an amazing show. But, I will go off on another tangent regarding that show later.) Sarah Silverman? I think she’s hilarious. So odds are in whatever comedian lady’s favor if I turn your stand up on that I’m going to like you. . . HOLY SHIT… LISA LAMPANELLI’S VOICE WAS LIKE NAILS ON A CHALK BOARD! The whole time I was watching her stand up I was sitting there thinking…. “Is she wearing a Bump It? Wait, why is she so obnoxious? Who the fuck dressed this broad?” WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I am so bummed out that I could not stand her fucking special. Boo!!!

Yo, SERIOUSLY… YOU KNOW SHES WEARING A FUCKING BUMP IT TOO… Okay? Don’t be trying to pull a fast one on me… That company has got to be paying her some dope money to be wearing that Bump It because there’s no way in hell a sane person would wear one for pleasure.

Okay now lets go back to Crank Yankers. If I can remember correctly… My favorite character on the show was. “Cammie.” I remember that my voice mail on my old phone used to be her saying, “I can’t answer my phone right now because my phone is in me right now so if you could do me a favor and speak really loud and scream AHHHHHH That would feel GREAT! THANKS!” Then my Aunt called me and made me change my voice mail. It was hilarious! (hilarious because everything I do makes my Aunt sick because she’s kind of a nice lady and I’m kind of just really into causing a ruckus with controversy.)

Man.. That show was dope. I keep talking about TV shows lately what’s up with that?

I’m kind of bummed that I didn’t get to go out last night because I was laying in bed with an ice pack on my twat all night.

I love that picture. It cracks me up every time I see it. :D

OH! It was my little brothers birthday on Friday.
(that’s us.)

He turned 9. I asked him what he wanted and he said he wanted a WWE Jeff Hardy action figure. Do you have any idea how hard it was for me to locate that stupid toy and have it delivered by Monday? I better be the best sister he’s ever had in his mind… (I know I’m his only sister… But that’s not the point.) MY GOD! TOYS?! I should have just opened him a savings account. hahaha….

Okay, I’m going to shower. It’s noon and I’m in pajamas. I’m totally not going to do what I did yesterday. (Jack Shit.) So, Happy Birthday to my baby brother who is growing up before my eyes… I’m going to make him a “Bonsai Baby Brother.”

I don’t want him to get bigger and start treating girls like crap. :*(

I need to go to the store and find a jar big enough to fit him in. So I’ll talk to you guys later.

xoxox

Seriously…. I had a gift certificate to some spa place. It was about to expire. So I used it to get a Brazilian wax. WHAT THE SHIT WAS I THINKING?! Oh my god. My vagina is so sore! Not to mention this lady was staring at my twat under florescent lights. They already make me look bad WITH clothes on. Now, it’s Saturday. I was going to go out. But, I can’t because my cunt hurts so bad and I’m walking like I had a baseball bat shoved up my ass all night. I have no idea why in the shit I got this brilliant idea to have someone rip the hairs from the root out of my cunt and ass. I haven’t even had sex in forrrrrreeeevvvvver because I stopped hanging out with that handsome animator boy. #imaketheworstdecisions

It’s been so long since I’ve had sex I wouldn’t be surprised if my hymen grew back. #totalexaggeration

I feel like I have the complete and utter right to whine about how much my vagina hurts/is swollen. The worst part is I did it for no fucking reason! WAHHHHHHHHH

I don’t give a fuck!


This girl is a bigger baby than me. :)

Holy shit! I’ve been kind of M.I.A.! Sorry about that. I’ve been super busy at the office then by the time I get home it’s almost 10 p.m. and I have been working on my site. On St. Patrick’s day I went to ‘The Laugh Factory’ to see some comedians perform… One being Jordan Rubin. He was really funny. I like his sense of humor a lot. He’s very intimidating in person though. I had a good time that night even though I was out alone. Boo! I have things I need to do today but I am feeling pretty counterproductive and I would rather just nap all day. I really need to do laundry and go to Target.

Lately, I’ve noticed that I’ve been really indecisive. That’s never really been an issue in my life for me until now. It seems super weird when someone asks me, “What do you want to do…?” and I just cannot decide. Maybe it’s because my mind is all shitted up with too much to do?

Oh, last night, I was driving home thinking about something that was making me all wound up in a bad way. What the fuck is up with dudes who are so desperate to be in a relationship with someone that they don’t even know. That shit is fucking weird! There have been so many dudes on OkStupid hitting me up. Within a few minutes of the conversation (that they are having with themselves in a message.) they’re fucking talking about kids… and marriage… serious relationships… ARE YOU KIDDING ME? One guy tells me that I’m his soul mate… I responded with…”Impossible… I like Jews… I like awkward men… that are funny…. I like educated men… I like clean men that don’t have dirty fingernails. You’re middle eastern. Your hair appears greasy. Unless you did that on purpose because you want that “homeless chic” look. (gross.) Plus, you totally said, “YOUR MY SOUL MATE.” Frankly, no soul mate of mine could make such a stupid grammatical error… #next

I’m so sick of people telling me that I’m mean to these douche bags. I mean, seriously. Why in the fuck would I take someone seriously when they are acting like a fucking weirdo with “single white female” creepshow syndrome?

Speaking of dating and dudes… when I was in the office this week I kept talking about deal breakers for me.. You know when you’re super into a person and there is just this one thing that will fucking EAT AT YOU… total deal breaker.

I fucking HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE when I’m super into someone and I go to their house for the first time and it’s fucking dirty. UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DIRTY HOUSEEEEESSSS ARE THE WORST! How the fuck does someone live like that.. This is your house! This is your sanctuary! I mean I realize that I have hand sanitizer in my car, purse, night stand, wallet, and trunk of car. But, I’m not asking them to have that. (It’d be preferred though :D ) But, clean your fucking toilet for Christ Sake! I don’t want to go over to someone’s filthy house and then have to pee and all of a sudden I won’t go because it looks like I’ll catch hepatitis/E. coli through osmosis if I sit down. (PUKE.)

Another one is… Dirty Fingernails. I’m sorry if this is perverted… but when I look at a man’s hands… I’m sizing that up to see what it is trainable for and capable of for my own pleasure/convenience…. (Don’t play stupid you know what I’m talking about.) Dirty fingernails are disgusting and if someone has dirty fingernails… shit that means they have dirty hands… and those dirty hands are not going to be coming anywhere near my comfort zone bubble.. You can bet your life on that.

OH OH OH OH Last one… If you’re going to have a pet… You should probably clean up after it. I mean seriously if you have a cat and your house smells like you dropped a bottle of ammonia on the floor… DNW… I’m going to fucking throw up.. THEN I’m going to free your cat into the streets because it’s better off pissing and shitting out there than in a box full of it’s fecal waste. Same with people and dogs… I can understand Wee Wee Pads for when a dog is a puppy… But, if your dog still isn’t potty trained and your house smells like piss… It’s time to upgrade onto a new model or take that dog to fucking training school and learn how to care for your pet. BOTTOM LINE.

Oh yeah.. also… showers… and clean hair… dude… Dirty hair is fucking disgusting… Dirty people are disgusting… GAHHHHHH GERMS! I feel like Invader Zim when he made those glasses that helped him see all of the germs everywhere and he flipped out and Gir turned into a giant and ate tacos. I almost forget about how awesome that cartoon was. I mean it was pretty fucking brilliant. Nick had some pretty good cartoons they lost out on when they canceled them. I doubt I really need to mentioned Ren & Stimpy. Anyways, it just took me 30 min to find my favorite clip from Invader Zim….

So, I guess that wraps up my blog entry for today. I think I am going to take a 30 minute nap before I go out and do what I need to do. It’s like almost 2 and I’m still in my underwear… Whoops.

I’ve been meaning to make some changes around here… Especially with my life. . .

So, I changed my Twitter user name today to Charlie Sheena… Which, by the way, is my real nick name given to me by my friend Jimi of Alumni NYC. Why? Well, because my real name is Sheena. (GASP! DID I JUST DO THAT? I FEEL NAKED!) Well, let’s face it… Charlie Sheena just all kinds of fits me… So, I figured… If I let my good friends call me Charlie or Charlie Sheena… Why is it that I can’t let you? I can! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. YAY! BEST FRIENDS!

Anyways…. LETS TALK… The Italian Job is on right now… I swear I get such a huge non existent boner every time I see Charlize Theron drive that Mini like a bat out of hell. Not because of how hot she is… more or less because I wish that was ME driving that Mini like a bat out of hell.

Let me give you an example:

Ahhhh…. Heaven.

So, I was going to go off on some rant about how people are fucking dumb. But, I’d rather post pictures of me and things I imagine! Amazing, right? Oh, you don’t like it? Oh, I don’t care.

Love you!!! :)

xoxox

Charlie Sheena

wow that was weird I’m so used to typing Charlie Sheena ….

I guess by now you all know that I get microcrushes on dudes quite often… So, today, we’ll talk about Andre Legacy.

I took the liberty of obtaining a portion of his biography from some shitty website that I do not care to cite…

At 6’4 (6’6 with afro), the 1/2 Armenian 1/2 Russian ANDRE LEGACY is a Los Angeles native with roots in its ever evolving hip-hop culture.

….. You had me at 6’4! I love tall dudes… but then he has that grimy hip hop/skater dude look… homeless chic is what I like to call it.
Lately, I’ve been really into that song that he was featured in from the movie “The Hang Over.” It features him, Dirt Nasty, and Mickey Avalon. I believe that Cisco Adler and Lil’ Jon Produced it! I am a huge fan of the song…

I particularly like Andre’s solo. I, too can relate to being famous for being opiated and falling asleep at tables… I mean before I quit doing drugs. :D

Bitches love the rape.

I’ve had this killer cough now for 2 weeks. First it was this awkward dry cough at night. Since I finally drug my ass into the doctors and got a shot of antibiotics and a RX for Mucinex I just keep coughing and it’s making this terrible sound. :( I kind of just wish it would go away altogether. Ehhh…

I really need to go do laundry and go grocery shopping. I am completely unmotivated today. Last night I hung out with my friend Peter. He made me dinner and we watched, “The Invention of Lying.” It was alright.

I got in a car accident on Friday. That was pretty awesome. I mean I knew I really wanted to do something on Friday so at least I got in an accident! :D

Saturday I got an unexpected phone call from the most beautiful, Ryan. We went to breakfast at Marmalade Cafe and then he left me to go hang out with his friends from work.

I feel like I need some attention with a dude in bed… you know like snuggling and what not . . . I must be about to start my period or something.

On a more positive note… all of the clothes I anticipated would fit me for a while after my recent weight loss do not fit me.. They are all too big on me… I’ve lost even more weight.

Whoops… DONT WORRY I STILL HAVE MY ASS!! BUT! My boobs seem a lot smaller…

On that note my dear (s), I need to go start my day. I’ll obviously write a blog later from the laundromat!

xoxox

Charlie Sheena

PS Listen to the best series of wrong number messages I’ve ever received….

So it’s Sunday. I know I was supposed to write you an entry a while ago. I just get caught up in doing nothing that involves sitting by my computer and writing out an entry. I found out earlier this week one of our properties at work had 2 pit bulls locked in this brick enclosure that had been there for weeks. I spent a good deal of my day trying to find a rescue to get the dogs out of the enclosure and to a safe home. nice people (team keller williams.) and they showed up and the dogs were gone :( Special thanks to Alli at A dogs life rescue Their Website. Everyone who donates to a dogs life rescue over 15 dollars I will personally send you an autographed 8×10 with a special message. Because animal rights are just THAT important to me.

I suspect the dogs have been in there for weeks. It’s sad. Look at how skinny that dog is. My friend and co worker Bam and David went to the property and fed the dogs and gave them water before they came up missing.

I cannot fathom how someone could leave two defenseless animals inside of a brick enclosure in the back of a home like this. They might as well have just let them out on the streets at least then they would have a better chance of surviving off of garbage then surviving off of nothing in this enclosure.

This is the front of the thing they trapped the dogs in.

Thinking about the things people do to animals makes me  ill. I hope that whomever is responsible for this gets locked into a small room for 4-6 weeks with no food or water and rots there. On Friday one of our properties had squatters in it so I spent most of the day finding legal loop holes to get these idiots out of the house. I finally found one. I could go to the property with police and make a citizens arrest based on trespassing and then while they are trying to get bailed out I could send one of the guys to the property to go board up the entire house so NO ONE can enter it until close of escrow. It would be up to the district attorney if they wanted to actually press charges but that isn’t my concern. My concern is getting these fuckers out of the house long enough to make sure no one can enter it. Now you know what I will be doing on Monday morning. I’ll be sure to take a video. These assholes have been getting on my god damn nerves. This man is living in the house with 2 other people on probation and him out on parole. No offense but I asked him nicely to leave. Now these idiots are about to get in trouble for violating probation and parole… Not my problem.. I told him not to fuck with me. People have been making a living off of becoming professional squatters in foreclosed properties which is total bullshit. Basically the banks do not want to have to go through eviction processes so they will pay these people cash for the keys to get out of the house. Sometimes up to 15 thousand dollars. It’s ridiculous. Luckily I happen to be smart and I find legal loop holes all the time :) Sucks for them. On a lighter note. I live behind a foreclosed bank owned mansion and I’m thinking about moving a mattress in there and hanging up curtains to get some cash for keys. They’ll never know I don’t REALLY sleep there. I’ll just escape out the back to my real home and collect that 15 grand. No big deal. Why the hell not. Every one else is doing it. A bank might as well pay me for putting up with all of the other squatters bullshit right? I could use the 15 grand anyways. Those assholes shit up my entire Friday back and forth between LA and Pacoima I went all day. Then those gangster ass mother fuckers started taking pictures of me standing outside of the house telling me they are going to find me? Mother fucker you find my ass and you’ll see what happens when a girl with daddy issues and anger problems gets pissed. I DARE YOU. I have a bat next to my bed with your skulls name on it. So anyways. I’m pretty enraged about this asshole who left these dogs in the property. I think something needs to be done to teach these people a lesson. This is something that should just not be done. People get in more trouble in America soliciting a prostitute then killing animals and that’s fucking bullshit. At least with a prostitute it’s 2 consensual adults not harming anyone. This is a defenseless creature that is put in harms way. FUCKING BULL SHIT.

I did 8 miles on the elliptical yesterday and couldn’t sleep for shit. I’m not really sure how that happened or what exactly happened… but it kind of sucked. I hate not sleeping. It’s 11:34 now. I should stop avoiding doing my cardio and get ready for the gun show tomorrow when I show up to kick some Mexican gangsters out of my property and get their asses thrown in jail. Low life mother fuckers.

Hell hath no fury like an over worked under paid Charlie Sheena Scorned.

Let this be a lesson to all of you fuckers even thinking about moving into one of my properties or even leaving animals in there…

I will not rest until I get revenge.

Thank you that is all.

:)