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	<title>The Charlie Sheena Diaries</title>
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		<title>Welcome Back Internet tubes</title>
		<description><![CDATA[How&#8217;s everyone doing? . . . . . (pause for all answers) Let me tell you about my week. Monday: I don&#8217;t remember. Tuesday: I was dumped over the phone by Rian while I was at work wiping a virus off of Marty&#8217;s computer. Then I went for the shittiest massage I&#8217;ve ever had in [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://thesecretdiariesofanextraordinarygirl.com/2010/08/welcome-back-internet-tubes/</link>
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		<title>When life gives you lemons, you&#8217;re just some asshole with lemons.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I find that I am completely distracted in trying to write. It&#8217;s like when I start driving I get these amazing ideas to write about and I start planning it out in my head. Then it comes to actually executing the ideas and I get distracted like right now&#8230; Rian came in and started asking [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://thesecretdiariesofanextraordinarygirl.com/2010/08/when-life-gives-you-lemons-youre-just-some-asshole-with-lemons-2/</link>
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		<title>Open House Sunday from 12-5pm</title>
		<description><![CDATA[You should buy this house for me or from me&#8230;. either way it&#8217;s a good idea. Sunday, August 1st 2010 from 12pm-5pm xoxox Tweet This! Share this on Facebook Subscribe to the comments for this post? Email this via Gmail Add this to Google Bookmarks Add this to Google Reader Post on Google Buzz Share [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://thesecretdiariesofanextraordinarygirl.com/2010/07/open-house-sunday-from-12-5pm/</link>
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		<title>The only French word you know is Buffet</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis: Steve Carell from Between Two Ferns I honestly love Zach Galifianakis and Steve Carrell. Special thanks to Aziz Ansari for posting this. He&#8217;s another one of those comedians I love. Speaking of comedians. . . How fucked up is it that Rainn Wilson (Better known as Dwight from the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>It&#8217;s almost the 4th of July</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I am on my mandatory lunch break right now. I&#8217;m a little tired and I want to take a nap. I am also dreaming about ice cream right now. I have no idea why. Shark week no doubt. I must admit since my IUD was taken out this is my first &#8220;lady time.&#8221; It&#8217;s not [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The hardest part of my job is the not murdering coworkers part.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Okay. So I&#8217;m going to do this. I know it&#8217;s been a few weeks since I&#8217;ve even looked at writing a complete blog entry. I can assure you that I have not forgotten all of you. I have merely been off in my own little world here trying to get shit together. I tend to [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://thesecretdiariesofanextraordinarygirl.com/2010/06/the-hardest-part-of-my-job-is-the-not-murdering-coworkers-part/</link>
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		<title>Sorry, you were struck by a smooth criminal</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I honestly cannot believe that someone could be so stupid as to forge my signature on the back of a check and actually fucking spell my name wrong. I mean how big of an R-Tard could one be? xoxox Tweet This! Share this on Facebook Subscribe to the comments for this post? Email this via [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://thesecretdiariesofanextraordinarygirl.com/2010/06/sorry-you-were-struck-by-a-smooth-criminal/</link>
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		<title>Converge tonight</title>
		<description><![CDATA[In honor of Ri&#8217; Ri&#8217; buying tickets for us to go see some good old fashioned east coast complex guitar work and off-time polyrhythmic drumming/mathcore/metalcore I have made this work of art&#8230;. No big deal. xoxox Tweet This! Share this on Facebook Subscribe to the comments for this post? Email this via Gmail Add this [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://thesecretdiariesofanextraordinarygirl.com/2010/05/converge-tonight/</link>
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		<title>When life gives you lemons, you&#8217;re just some asshole with lemons.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I have really had the most ridiculous week ever. Dealing with insurance claims really is a huge pain in the ass. But, it seems as though my insurance company might just be worse than a yeast infection. (I mean that in the most lady like way of course.) To top all of that off it [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://thesecretdiariesofanextraordinarygirl.com/2010/05/when-life-gives-you-lemons-youre-just-some-asshole-with-lemons/</link>
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		<title>My two cents about/advice for @lindsaylohan &amp; @samantharonson</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Okay! Here&#8217;s the thing internet tubes&#8230; You know I hate celebrity gossip like more than anything in this world. If you&#8217;re an avid reader of mine you&#8217;ll remember when TMZ wouldn&#8217;t stop talking about Tiger Woods cheating&#8230; and then I wished another celebrity would die so I could stop hearing about his sex life&#8230;. coincidentally [...]]]></description>
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