I find that I am completely distracted in trying to write. It’s like when I start driving I get these amazing ideas to write about and I start planning it out in my head. Then it comes to actually executing the ideas and I get distracted like right now… Rian came in and started asking me what I was writing about… I answered.. Then he asked..”what do you mean?” Now hes pushing a bunch of change around and I CANNOT FUCKING FOCUS! I just want to write! I have so much to say and it’s impossible for me to get out because I cannot fucking focus!

I know I was talking all about the new guy in my office previously. Considering how much he actually shits up my nerves I might as well continue that conversation now. Here’s the thing… I think he means to be nice. Nevertheless, the problem is he’s so fucking obnoxious and annoying it just cancels it all out. He has to redo everything anyone does because he seems to think he’s the only one who knows how to do anything. The only existing problem with that is he’s a god damn moron so that cancels that out.

The other day he decided to join in on a conversation in the office that no one was even involving him in between Cameron (my homey.) and I. Cam said to me something about her computer not working properly. (That’s probably because no one has put virus protection on the computers and everyone in the damn office downloads stupid bullshit and 100 million toolbars and then I get to fix it later.) I told Cam that I would take a look at it in a minute but I was in the middle of doing sketchy things on the internet related to my job. Asshole decides he is some kind of computer technician and he comes over to Cam’s computer while she’s up in the restroom and opens the task manager. He said…”I can fix this.” I watch him toggle between tabs on the task manager and he stares at the CPU usage. At this point I am just sitting in my desk with my eyes wide open being even more critical than I usually am. (You know that’s bad because I’m kind of a critical cunt. I have high standards for everyone not only myself.)

(As I was typing that last sentence he emerged from his seat to stretch and make annoying noises like those that he always does. I have head phones on right now because if I take them off he will try to talk to me. I cannot have that.)

Anyway, so he closed the task manager and just sat back down and said nothing. I said in a completely condescending manner, “Did you fix it…?” Obviously I knew damn well he didn’t fix anything and he didn’t even know what he was looking at… He responded, “No, I need (something totally random and really not even needed to fix anything here.”

He’s so fucking full of shit. He has to challenge anything that anyone does. He has to be better at everything than anyone is. It’s the most ridiculous and cantankerous behavior I’ve ever laid eyes on.

I believe the most annoying thing he does in the office is when someone calls him in the back on his phone and asks for a code to activate the MLS. He will read the code in Spanish. Seriously, mother fucker? No one understands your polish/Russian/retarded accent already. How the fuck can you expect someone to understand all of that but then speaking it in Spanish a language the Pilipino girl you keep speaking to obviously does not speak. How do I know this? Well because Einstein, she asks you no less than 4 times every single time you do this to repeat yourself. Holy fucking shit! I know this is a really stupid topic to bring up inside of my blog. But, I’m going to be honest he drives me insane! I feel like I’m going insane right now. Every time I hear his voice or hear movement in his direction I get chills down my spine as if I heard someone kill an infant by strangulation.

The superamazinghandsomecrush is giving me shit right now for writing a blog about this. I think he’s just jealous he didn’t think about it first. He’s not in my office right now or I’d pinch the back of his neck and yell sternly, “That’s a bite!” Just like Ceaser Milan, the dog whisperer. I feel like that is the most efficient way to discipline men, children, dogs, women, and infants. However, not cats. Cats just bite back and that hurts. Their teeth are much pointier than the superamazinghandsomecrushes.

See Diagram:

My BMW is still not out of the shop. It was supposed to be finished yesterday. The body shop told me that the incorrect headlights were sent to them and they would not receive the correct ones until today at 3:00pm. At that time when the parts arrived they could place everything back together because all of the paint has been completed. Personally, I want to know the name and address of the person who fucked up that order and sent them the wrong headlights because I’m ready to choke someone the fuck out. I haven’t had my car the whole month of April. It’s the 20th! It has been 20 long days without my baby! Every time I call to the body shop some lady answers and transfers me to some man who has no idea what I am talking about at all. Then he will tell me I need to talk to Laura. However, every time I call Laura is not available. GIVE ME A BREAK AND GIVE ME MY FUCKING CAR!

Today is Guy’s birthday. It is also Hitler’s birthday. Is this a coincidence? I think not! Both are just as evil and manipulative in my eyes.

I’m probably going to start my period soon. Thus, may be the reason why I am a crazy cunt right now.
I’m going to go listen to the new guy talk about he can make Macros to fill out shit that takes 2 seconds to fill out on your own that doesn’t even have a the ability to have Macros enabled. I’ll also watch Cameron type to me all of her frustrations of this douche bag contesting to every fucking thing that was ever invented on the planet.

Take care of yourselves internets,

p.s. I owe you a long blog entry with tons of updates/good news but I have been too angry without my car and I’ve been having a little bit of bad luck the last few weeks passing. But, I made this picture for my amusement to share with all of you. :D

Those people really need to rethink inserting that photo into their email signature and sending it out.

I’ve kind of been M.I.A. lately off living my life. Let me put you up to speed in the antics that have been…
While my old car was on the market listed to be sold… It was stolen. The day I found it I located it by GPS and also by disabling my starter on my old car and driving with my new car to the middle of the hood in Hollywood. On the way home from looking at the damages to my old car… my new car….
I bought a BMW remember? My first real car? I mean like a luxury vehicle? It’s amazing…

Or was I should say because about 2 weeks before I made my first payment… some 18 year old smashed his fucking retarded Toyota Matrix into my BMW because he wasn’t aware of the laws set fourth regarding YIELDING TO ONCOMING TRAFFIC.

Right there at 3rd St & Highland this dummy just failed to yield while attempting to turn. Do you have any idea what it feels like to have your 2 week old BMW’s front end scraped off by a Toyota that drove away fine from the collision? It fucking sucks. It sucks a lot. Nevertheless that’s life, you know? The show will always go on whether you choose to or not.

The day after my accident I went to Las Vegas with the superamazinghandsomecrush. I had a good time with him. I feel confident/bratty enough to answer for him and say he had a good time, also, because I do what I want.

I saw Aidan’s brother and sister in Las Vegas, too!

They were just as sleepy as I was the whole time too.

Thesuperamazinghandsomecrush asked me not to post pictures of him on here… (I think that’s because he doesn’t want all of your to see how amazingly hot he is and get like really sad about how you’ll never look like him. But, I told him all of my readers were really nice. Oh, well.)
So, on that note I have for you a picture of me that I took for my superamazinghandsomecrush….

Woo Hoo… The sun in Vegas gave me a sweet chemical burn on my face. It was sweet. Thank God it’s gone now!

So, while my beautiful car is in the shop I have a rental. I have a Prius for a rental. I hate this stupid Prius. It has a shitty sound system. It’s slow as shit. It’s like a really slow spaceship with awesome gas mileage. What the fuck is up with that? I have been bitching about it for over a week on Twitter. Every time I get in it I think…”This thing smells like a compost pile.” wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Seriously, I need to get back to work… But I obviously took a picture of myself this morning so I will post it….

Love you guys I can’t wait to go to sleep.

(Oh… I tried “The Bacon Donut” yesterday at breakfast… I hate to say this… but I really was NOT a fan… But my breakfast was absolutely fabulous!)

(P.S.S. Superamazinghandsomecrush and I spotted some Banksy in Hollywood last night… he took an amazing picture of it….)

OKAY NOW I’M DONE!

xoxox

Oh hello there. . . I hope that everything is okay with everyone. I had quite an adventure last night to say the least. It’s funny you know when you have this impression of someone that they are something that you want to see as a positive influence in your life and it turns out they really were not at all what you thought. Almost like a Mirage in the desert people describe in literature and Disney Movies. (Aladdin reference FTW.) It is to my understanding that a Mirage occurs due to total internal reflection of light. When the sun is high in the sky, the sand gets heated first and then the layers of air above it. The rays from the trees travel from an optically denser air layer to a rarer layer and hence bend away from the normal. This bending continues and a stage is reached where the angle of incidence becomes greater than the critical angle and total internal reflection takes place. The totally reflected rays that reach the eyes appear to come from a point on the ground where the image of the tree is formed. Thus one sees an inverted image of the tree though there is no water around. I found this picture describing it…. I’ll post it and get to my metaphor now.

In the diagram you’re looking at the lines of the different variations of temperature that cause one to be a part of the Mirage phenomenon. To me it’s like a brand new relationship with a person. It’s not just boyfriend and girlfriend I’m talking about either. I mean friendships and all relationships. We perceive a reflection where there is none. That is until you actually get up close and see the real person for what they are. This has been a painful process for me all of my life to learn how to judge better characters of people. To see warning signs before it’s too late. I am very self aware of most of my negative attributes to my make up. I make sure people perceive me as a total bitch and a hard ass… I do this to protect myself and weed out more people to hurt me more in the future. If I don’t look out for myself who else will? The thing is though.. underneath that exterior if you actually get through those walls… I’d give you anything I could within my power. I care way too much about people sometimes. I really need to work harder at addressing these issues within myself because if I end up with another 1 1/2 black eyes again because of a struggle that got out of hand… one of you mother fuckers is getting curb stomped American History X style. You think I’m joking? Try me.

xoxox

I know I told someone that I would meet them at the bar tonight. (Friday.) However, it is really warm under this heated micro fleece blanket. In turn that is making me want to spend more time in my bed and less time not in bed. If there was a tall Jewish man in my bed next to me this would also be a bonus. It would be more of a bonus if he would have sex with me and at least be somewhat funny. I mean like funny like me… Not like obnoxious he thinks hes funny but I really don’t find him funny. No, not like that at all. This week was a little insane. Well, no… Never mind. It was not. I got new lips. They’re really cool. I’m a huge fan of them. OH! I got an internet stalker. He has bitch tits. He also looks eerily similar to a bag of smashed assholes. :( He made a fake Twitter account calling me fat and adding everyone that I was friends with. Woooooohhoooo How stupid. He found a picture of me when I used to be fat. Bitch couldn’t even take 5 minutes to get a recent picture of me naked off of my blog? Come on, loser. What kind of lurker are you? A terrible one! (That’s for sure.)

Moving forward with this blog entry…. It’s now Sunday. I was too lazy to finish writing. Yesterday I spent sleeping (coma.) pretty much all day. It sucked because I had a ton of shit to do this weekend but I didn’t do any of it because I was just asleep. I did my laundry today but it’s 6 PM and now I am back in bed. I’m super tired and no matter what I do (like drink sugar free redbull kegs.) helps me wake up. I think this is one of the things that sucks about being a lady. You have to deal with that fact that you have Shark Week once a month. :*(

Anyways, I wish I had some awesome jokes for you but I’m just grumpy because I am bleeding from my vagina for the next 5 days and I’d rather be like out doing something more awesome then whining in bed. I wish there were cute Jewish comedians who would come make comedy in my bed while I whine about my ovaries trying to burrow out of my vagina.

I’m not sure if you have any idea what it’s like to be on your period… However, I have taken the liberty to draw this diagram for you a few months ago. I am going to post it so you can understand.

Now you realize what I deal with every 28 days. Not only do I have to pay rent to someone every 30 days but every 28 days I get to deal with my ovaries trying to burrow out from my vagina. This seems completely unfair to me.

Lastly, I would like to say that I do what I want. Also, I want to shave my cat like a lion.

Thank you!

Please enjoy these photos I took of myself with my cellular telephone earlier this week.

Thank you. That is all.

xoxox

Charlie Sheena

Hello World! I hope everyone is well. I wanted to kind of change up some things in here a little bit and write an entry where it focuses on some products that I have come to love that have helped change my life. I don’t mean to be dramatic but when your self esteem is more positive your life just seems to work a whole lot better.

Recently I finally was able to get health insurance. I know that it seems like such a small thing to be stoked about but when you have to pay 150-300 dollars for an office visit and then medication.. Shit, you become really stoked with something as simple as health insurance. The first day my health insurance was active I made an appointment with a dermatologist I found on Yelp! (Yes, a dermatologist. I have been suffering from moderate acne for the last 2 years. It fucking sucks.) The name? Dr. Douglas Hamilton M.D. . I have only seen one dermatologist before and he gave me Retin A for my acne. It just gave me this insane chemical burn. I hated using it. So naturally I was a little resistant to go see another doctor especially since that Rentin A cost me 80.00 dollars and I still have a full bottle in the bathroom. That shit sucks so bad I think about putting it on peoples faces that I hate so it burns their faces too! >:( Moving on… After I finished filling out all of the tedious paper work I went into my room awaiting Dr. Hamilton’s arrival. Once he came in the room he asked me about my problem. I told him and his intern (who was mildly attractive in the Jewish you’re going to be a dermatologist soon and completely loaded and so that makes you more attractive to my wallet which is located in my pants but I mean my vagina kind of attractive.) that the problem was I had started getting acne about 2 years ago. I explained that prior to that I never had any issues with my skin. I never did anything special to take care of my skin before. I washed my face with whatever shit I had in the shower. I never wore makeup. Girls used to envy my skin and tell me how amazing it was and how they wish they were born with my perfect Italian skin. Then 2 years ago I just started exploding with break outs. It got bad all over… on my chest.. on my face… on my back.. sometimes even on my scalp. I explained to Dr. Hamilton that it not only was painful and took forever to heal but it was really effecting the way I looked at myself. For the first time in my life I could not leave my house without makeup on because I was too embarrassed for people to see my acne and my dark spots where past acne was. The awesome thing was that he didn’t just give me medication and sent me on my way. He actually explained to me some causes of acne and what I was doing wrong and different solutions and WHY he was giving me the medication he was giving me and what else we will be doing in this on-going process to solve my issues. He told me that scientists don’t know a whole lot about acne and why it happens to some people exactly at 24 like it happened to me. He said that diet does not play a role in acne at all. He explained to me what acne was… which is fucking gross… But he didn’t say that. I did. So he asked me what I was doing to care for my skin before I had come to him. I explained to him my regiment. I used an all natural fruit oil vitamin a, e, and d cleanser. I used an alcohol free aloe based toner and cetaphil face lotion with two drops of jojoba oil. (I have SUPER dry skin and jojoba oil is amazing for your skin and acne as well.) I used to also use a scrub every other day with my clarisonic face brush. He told me my first problem was that I was doing way too much stuff to my face and I was irritating it which would also make me break out more. (Go figure!) He recommended a face wash to me that he sold inside of his office for a cheaper than retail price…. Behold all that is this amazing cleanser! Neova Herbal Wash made by ProCyte!!!

Secondly, he said he would like me to use a different moisturizer at night time in addition to my cetaphil and jojoba oil. It was formulated and made by Dr. Hamilton for his patients. It’s called “Ultra Lite Moisture Dew.”

In addition to those two being the ONLY THINGS I did to take care of my face I was also give 3 prescriptions. I was so skeptical when he said I was to only do that. AND to wash my face I used JUST MY HANDS for 15 seconds then use tons of water to rise with not too hot, but warmer. He said if my face broke out I could use a hot wash cloth and put it on the affected area to steam it. I’m telling you I was like… Man this is a waste of time. No way in hell this is going to work. . .

The prescriptions I was given were:

Acanya gel.

I was to apply that in the morning after 20 minutes after I washed my face. Then 20 minutes after that I could moisturize.

Next, I was given something I had heard about on TV but never used…

Differin gel 0.3%

The last step to my process of healing my face and body was for oral use… (Heh, Oral.)

Oracea 40MG Once Daily 20 minutes before food intake with one glass of water. #FML

Dr. Hamilton suggested this because it not only helps with acne from the inside out but it also helps people with rosacea. Which P.S. I totally have. I’ve always had these red undertones on my face my whole life. Who knew there was a cure for that. I just thought I was red all the time because that’s just how I was. Whoops. I mean I knew rosacea was a real thing… But, I didn’t know what it looked like in a mild case. I had always seen the most extreme cases.

Finally, Dr. Hamilton said I need to discontinue using the MAC makeup I grew to love and switch to a mineral makeup. If I was going to be in the house I would have to not wear anything and let my skin breathe. I didn’t really like when he said that and I said.. NO I NEED SOMETHING THAT COVERS THIS SHIT OR I LOOK LIKE A MONSTER! He laughed. When I was in the office I was pretty broken out. It was bad. I thought it was because I got that clean and clear black head eraser which made my blackheads on my nose disappear but then like 1 week later I got huge zits all over my face and they all turned into scabs and hurt really bad. My back was broken out too! It was disgusting and super painful. I followed his regiment suggested even though I had serious doubts. After the first night of use I had awoken the next morning to a face and back that was DRAMATICALLY clearer. I was amazed. My skin was drying out very fast though. On the 3rd day I came to work with no makeup on because my face was super dry and I tried to put makeup on but I just had snake face. It really sucked. I took my makeup off and put a shit ton of that moisture dew shit with a shit ton of jojoba oil on… I let it soak in all day. I didn’t wash my face with soap that day either… Just water. I was super embarrassed and when I walked into work I kept my hood up. Someone stopped me and said… “Oh my god.. look how clear your face is.. what are you doing differently?” I kind of smiled and just went on my way. By my 5th day of treatment I had discontinued using both products in one day and kind of switched it up to alternating days. Only because I really have dry and sensitive skin and that shit HURTS! The alternating seemed to really help the dryness. That evening I went over to my friend Ryan’s house and he complimented me on my skin and how much better it looked. He said he felt bad for how broken out I was before that because he used to suffer with acne too… I was kind of glad I didn’t have to feel like a weirdo.. you know acne is kind of embarrassing at least to me.. I wouldn’t wish it upon my worst enemy. It does horrible things to your self esteem and confidence levels.

The last changes I had to make in my skin care were to stop using my good old MAC makeup… Oh boy, I was SOOOO NOT happy about this. I did research every night on what were the best Mineral foundations and powders… and blushes… and primers… All that lady stuff… Ill spare you the details and tell you what I went with…

For a face primer and all around lazy day thing I went with: Philosophy The Supernatural Poreless, Flawless tinted SPF.

I have only two words to review this product… : FUCKING AMAZING!

My Foundation I chose….: Philosophy: The Supernatural airbrushed canvas with SPF 15

Additionally, I got blush from the same line by Philosophy as well as the lipgloss:

When I first put that powder on I was thinking to myself…”This shit better work because for 35 dollars I could have eaten the whole week… I swear Ill kill that god damn doctor if this doesn’t work..”

I put a little dab on a brush and swirled it around my entire face 3 times. I put the brush down and opened my eyes… I looked in the mirror and said to myself..”Holy fucking shit… THIS IS THE BEST KEPT SECRET IN MAKEUP AND SKIN CARE!”

It takes me 15 minutes to get ready now as opposed to the 60 + it took me before. 5 of those 15 minutes are me getting dressed. I’m not even kidding you. This shit doesn’t even feel like its on your face. You literally feel like you have no makeup on and your skin looks FLAWLESS! It was by far worth every fucking penny.

So, that’s it peoples. That’s my review of these things that I love. They are amazing. Dr. Hamilton is amazing… and if you live in Los Angeles he has an office in Beverly Hills and in Woodland Hills. He published a book which I got a copy of called, “Beverly Hills Beauty Secrets by Douglas Hamilton: A Prominent Dermatologist and Plastic Surgeon’s Insider Guide to Facial Rejuvenation.”

Next time I am going to review the AbCircle Pro. That should be fun! We’ll make this a regular thing in my blog… Things I like: Because I am self absorbed. :)

Also, here is a picture of my face with just that powder on it… Just look how amazing it is… :) My face.. Not the makeup.. JUST KIDDING!! ;) Or am I?

xoxox

P.S. Feel free to purchase me any of these things off of my wishlist or a sephora gift card then I can go buy it myself :) That’d be awesome!!!